Candy Coated Perfection

18+ please cause I will not be held responsible for your youth being tarnished by my evilness ^_^. This blog is for me and my pleasures, my wants, my rants, my whatever-the-fucks-I-wants. If you have a question, ask it. If you want to submit something, do it. Stats about me: I'm a 28 yr old pansexual poly kinky sour patch. ;)
Stalking

jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

(via willnobilis)

erotic-secrets:

See through tease…

thank you, Олег Зябликов (iOleg)

gemiblu:

wwhatevver-ampora:

I can’t stop laughing omfg.

IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

HE JUST

MISSES

AND I JUST

YOU CAN SEE WHEN THE PANIC HITS MID JUMP

(via willnobilis)

lelaid:

Karen Alexander by Herb Ritts for Vogue Italia, April 1990

(via seedsofreckoning)

daddys-baby-bear:

Get Naked - Methods of Mayhem

Yeah…i’m in this kind of mood :D

DAMN. I haven’t heard this song in ages!

voidbat:

capnskull:

You didn’t say the magic word.

jesus i could hear it before i even saw the comment.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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